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hey, i'm alannah and i'm english.


whenever pretty girls in my class sneeze i never say bless you because they already had thier share of blessings

(via puffsofwhitesmoke)



be there or 


That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(via humoristics)

thank fuck for jonny for giving me a lift home

24. April 2014

took my ‘lunch’ at 2:45, got home at 3:10, even though school finishes at 3:30


just got an email with the subject ‘are you achin for some bacon?’ um yea i am thanks