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hey, i'm alannah and i'm english.

You say you wanna stay by my side
Darlin’ your heads not right…

(Source: limitlessplaylist, via capecodcasablancas)

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain, via hotboyproblems)

"its not that hard to get a job"

an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)

(Source: jewbeard, via milkgif)

sorry:

Someone told me yesterday that I have nice legs…. I know what you’re planning, these are my legs you cannot have them

(Source: sorry, via g-oldenstate)

standardwhore:

if you dont like cats, consider this:

ur wrong

(via milkgif)

sheepalicious:

takeawaysthepain:

nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

(via milkgif)

lindsaylohoean:

talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like

image

(via moves-like-farley)